A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:154 Then after distress, He sent down upon you security [in the form of] drowsiness, overcoming a faction of you, while another faction worried about themselves, thinking of Allāh other than the truth – the thought of ignorance, saying, “Is there anything for us [to have done] in this matter?”
Say, “Indeed, the matter belongs completely to Allāh.”
They conceal within themselves what they will not reveal to you.
They say, “If there was anything we could have done in the matter, we [i.e., some of us] would not have been killed right here.”
Say, “Even if you had been inside your houses, those decreed to be killed would have come out to their death beds.”
[It was] so that Allāh might test what is in your breasts and purify what is in your hearts.
And Allāh is Knowing of that within the breasts.
155 Indeed, those of you who turned back on the day the two armies met [at Uḥud] – it was Satan who caused them to slip because of some [blame] they had earned.
But Allāh has already forgiven them.
Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Forbearing.
Koran 3:154-155
Here’s my improved version:
3:154 Some Muslims fell asleep in a battle against innocent people.
155 Some Muslims fled, but that’s OK with Muhammad.
Qur’an 3:154-155
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 