A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:149 O you who have believed, if you obey those who disbelieve, they will turn you back on your heels, and you will [then] become losers.
150 But Allāh is your protector, and He is the best of helpers.
151 We will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve for what they have associated with Allāh of which He had not sent down [any] authority.
And their refuge will be the Fire, and wretched is the residence of the wrongdoers.
152 And Allāh had certainly fulfilled His promise to you when you were killing them [i.e., the enemy] by His permission until [the time] when you lost courage and fell to disputing about the order [given by the Prophet (ﷺ)] and disobeyed after He had shown you that which you love.
Among you are some who desire this world, and among you are some who desire the Hereafter.
Then He turned you back from them [defeated] that He might test you.
And He has already forgiven you, and Allāh is the possessor of bounty for the believers.
153 [Remember] when you [fled and] climbed [the mountain] without looking aside at anyone while the Messenger was calling you from behind.
So Allāh repaid you with distress upon distress so you would not grieve for that which had escaped you [of victory and spoils of war] or [for] that which had befallen you [of injury and death].
And Allāh is [fully] Aware of what you do.
Koran 3:149-153
Here’s my improved version:
3:149 There’s no reward and no loss from Allah because there’s no Allah.
150 Allah doesn’t protect. Your friends and family are helpers, not idols.
151 Allah doesn’t cause terror. Muslim violence causes terror.
152 You have no permission to murder.
153 Good people defend themselves against evil.
Qur’an 3:149-153
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 