A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:144 Muḥammad is not but a messenger.
[Other] messengers have passed on before him.
So if he was to die or be killed, would you turn back on your heels [to unbelief]?
And he who turns back on his heels will never harm Allāh at all; but Allāh will reward the grateful.
145 And it is not [possible] for one to die except by permission of Allāh at a decree determined.
And whoever desires the reward of this world – We will give him thereof; and whoever desires the reward of the Hereafter – We will give him thereof.
And We will reward the grateful.
146 And how many a prophet [fought in battle and] with him fought many religious scholars.
But they never lost assurance due to what afflicted them in the cause of Allāh, nor did they weaken or submit.
And Allāh loves the steadfast.
147 And their words were not but that they said, “Our Lord, forgive us our sins and the excess [committed] in our affairs and plant firmly our feet and give us victory over the disbelieving people.”
148 So Allāh gave them the reward of this world and the good reward of the Hereafter.
And Allāh loves the doers of good.
Koran 3:144-148
Here’s my improved version:
3:144 Muhammad was false and died.
145 Muhammad died and didn’t have the permission of Allah.
146 No prophet fought for Allah.
147 Why quote believers?
148 Allah does nothing.
Qur’an 3:144-148
Yeah, this really is a speech by Muhammad during the battle of Uhud. It’s obviously not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah.
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 