A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:118 O you who have believed, do not take as intimates those other than yourselves [i.e., believers], for they will not spare you [any] ruin.
They wish you would have hardship.
Hatred has already appeared from their mouths, and what their breasts conceal is greater.
We have certainly made clear to you the signs, if you will use reason.
119 Here you are loving them but they are not loving you, while you believe in the Scripture – all of it.
And when they meet you, they say, “We believe.”
But when they are alone, they bite their fingertips at you in rage.
Say, “Die in your rage. Indeed, Allāh is Knowing of that within the breasts.”
120 If good touches you, it distresses them; but if harm strikes you, they rejoice at it.
And if you are patient and fear Allāh, their plot will not harm you at all.
Indeed, Allāh is encompassing of what they do.
Koran 3:118-120
Here’s my improved version:
3:118 No signs from Allah. Only the words of Muhammad and friends.
119 No one believes in Allah. Only pagans do.
120 Why would harm strike Muslims? Surely Allah guides Muslims, right? Harm striking Muslims shows Allah is imaginary and false.
Qur’an 3:118-120
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 