A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:100 O you who have believed, if you obey a party of those who were given the Scripture, they would turn you back, after your belief, [to being] unbelievers.
101 And how could you disbelieve while to you are being recited the verses of Allāh and among you is His Messenger?
And whoever holds firmly to Allāh has [indeed] been guided to a straight path.
Koran 3:100-101
Here’s my improved version:
3:100 Judaism and Christianity are better religions than Islam.
101 Allah and Muhammad are dead. How can Muhammad recite the verses of Allah for you?
There’s no straight path to Allah and no hand hold in Allah.
Qur’an 3:100-101
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 