A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:79 It is not for a human [prophet] that Allāh should give him the Scripture and authority and prophethood and then he would say to the people, “Be servants to me rather than Allāh,”
but [instead, he would say], “Be pious scholars of the Lord because of what you have taught of the Scripture and because of what you have studied.”
80 Nor could he order you to take the angels and prophets as lords.
Would he order you to disbelief after you had been Muslims?
Koran 3:79-80
Here’s my improved version:
3:79 Muhammad had no scripture, no authority, no prophethood and told his Muslims to be his servants.
How can one be scholars of Allah, when the only source of Allah’s words, is Muhammad, Muhammad’s words?
80 Allah does nothing, as Muhammad admits.
Allah is an idol. Idols, like Allah, do nothing, as Muhammad admits.
Qur’an 3:79-80
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 