A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:69 A faction of the People of the Scripture wish they could mislead you.
But they do not mislead except themselves, and they perceive [it] not.
70 O People of the Scripture, why do you disbelieve in the verses of Allāh while you witness [to their truth]?
71 O People of the Scripture, why do you mix [i.e., confuse] the truth with falsehood and conceal the truth while you know [it]?
72 And a faction of the People of the Scripture say [to each other], “Believe in that which was revealed to the believers at the beginning of the day and reject it at its end that perhaps they will return [i.e., abandon their religion], 73 And do not trust except those who follow your religion.”
Say, “Indeed, the [true] guidance is the guidance of Allāh. [Do you fear] lest someone be given [knowledge] like you were given or that they would [thereby] argue with you before your Lord?”
Say, “Indeed, [all] bounty is in the hand of Allāh – He grants it to whom He wills. And Allāh is all-Encompassing and Wise.”
74 He selects for His mercy whom He wills. And Allāh is the possessor of great bounty.
Koran 3:69-74
Here’s my improved version:
3:69 Those people that misled Muhammad are long dead. This passage only applies to those few people and Muhammad, all of whom died long ago.
70 Jews and Christians don’t know of this, Muhammad never told them. Neither did Allah.
71 Repeat 70 again.
72 Repeat 69 again.
73 Why are the words of Muhammad here, instead of the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an of perfect Allah? Thus Allah is Muhammad, Islam and Koran are false.
74 There is no bounty from Allah. Allah has nothing and is nothing.
Muhammad whines and has nothing to say, so he repeats himself.
Qur’an 3:69-74
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 