A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:55 [Mention] when Allah said, “O Jesus, indeed I will take you and raise you to Myself and purify [i.e., free] you from those who disbelieve and make those who follow you [in submission to Allah alone] superior to those who disbelieve until the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is your return, and I will judge between you concerning that in which you used to differ. 56 And as for those who disbelieved, I will punish them with a severe punishment in this world and the Hereafter, and they will have no helpers.”
57 But as for those who believed and did righteous deeds, He will give them in full their rewards, and Allah does not like the wrongdoers.
58 This is what We recite to you, [O Muḥammad], of [Our] verses and the precise [and wise] message [i.e., the Qur’ān].
Koran 3:55-58
Here’s my improved version:
3:55 Why are the words of Allah to Jesus, in the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah?
56 Obviously, the words of Allah to Jesus belong in the Bible, right? Not in the Qur’an.
57 It’s nice that Allah will reward the Christians, right? As for the Muslims, the wrong doers: “Allah does not like the wrongdoers.” I really pity those Muslims. It’s good that Allah is imaginary, right, Muslims?
58 Why are the words of “We” talking to Muhammad (a dead man) in the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah? And incidently, out loud so that Muhammad’s scribes can write them down, and pretend that these words from a demon possessed, mad man are somehow divine.
It’s obvious that Muhammad didn’t think he’d die, as he did. Thus showing Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, Koran.
Qur’an 3:55-58
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 