A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:42 And [mention] when the angels said, “O Mary, indeed Allah has chosen you and purified you and chosen you above the women of the worlds. 43 O Mary, be devoutly obedient to your Lord and prostrate and bow with those who bow [in prayer].”
44 That is from the news of the unseen which We reveal to you, [O Muḥammad].
And you were not with them when they cast their pens1 as to which of them should be responsible for Mary.
Nor were you with them when they disputed.
Koran 3:42-44
Here’s my improved version:
3:42 When Muhammad made this lie, Mary had been dead for over 600 years. Obviously this is of no worth to Mary, the angels or Allah. It’s only use is to impress the gullible Muslims around Muhammad, and to prove to Jews and the Quraysh (the Nabateans in Petra) that Muhammad was a false prophet.
43 How many times per day did Mary bow and pray? Two, three, four? What about five times per day as in Islam? Obviously Allah and the angels had the opportunity to tell Mary, Zechariah and all the Jews the correct number of times to pray, but fail. Thus showing Allah is Muhammad.
44 Which book of Allah contains “the news of the unseen”? Or is this merely Western newspaper, to be discarded, used as liner for the cages of the birds of paradise in Allah’s imaginary Heaven?
Qur’an 3:42-44
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 