A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:29 Say, “Whether you conceal what is in your breasts or reveal it, Allah knows it. And He knows that which is in the heavens and that which is on the earth. And Allah is over all things competent. 30 The Day every soul will find what it has done of good present [before it] and what it has done of evil, it will wish that between itself and that [evil] was a great distance. And Allah warns you of Himself, and Allah is Kind to [His] servants.”
Koran 3:29-30
Here’s my improved version:
3:29 An idol says nothing.
Muhammd speaks for an idol.
Muhammad was a fool for speaking for an idol.
Muhammad’s Muslims were even more foolish, listening to a foolish man speaking for an idol.
30 Now, you’ve read the words of Muhammad speaking for an idol.
Will you be foolish or wise?
Qur’an 3:29-30
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 