A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:26 Say, “O Allah, Owner of Sovereignty, You give sovereignty to whom You will and You take sovereignty away from whom You will. You honor whom You will and You humble whom You will. In Your hand1 is [all] good. Indeed, You are over all things competent. 27 You cause the night to enter the day, and You cause the day to enter the night; and You bring the living out of the dead, and You bring the dead out of the living. And You give provision to whom You will without account [i.e., limit or measure].”
Koran 3:26-27
Here’s my improved version:
3:26 Why does Allah need to be reminded of what he supposedly does?
27 This is Muhammad browbeating his Muslims, insisting that Allah is the cause.
Qur’an 3:26-27
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 