A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:14 Beautified for people is the love of that which they desire – of women and sons, heaped-up sums of gold and silver, fine branded horses, and cattle and tilled land.
That is the enjoyment of worldly life, but Allah has with Him the best return [i.e., Paradise].
15 Say, “Shall I inform you of [something] better than that? For those who fear Allah will be gardens in the presence of their Lord beneath which rivers flow, wherein they abide eternally, and purified spouses and approval from Allah. And Allah is Seeing [i.e., aware] of [His] servants –
Koran 3:14-15
Here’s my improved version:
3:14 Muhammad shows that Allah creates nothing.
15 Allah is imag –
Qur’an 3:14-15
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
