A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:10 Indeed, those who disbelieve – never will their wealth or their children avail them against Allah at all.
And it is they who are fuel for the Fire.
11 [Theirs is] like the custom of the people of Pharaoh and those before them.
They denied Our signs, so Allah seized them for their sins.
And Allah is severe in penalty.
Koran 3:10-11
Here’s my improved version:
3:10 Allah needs a loan.
Your wealth is greater than Allah.
You, your spouse and your child, create your child.
Your children are greater than Allah.
11 There are no signs from Allah.
No one has been seized by Allah.
Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 3:10-11
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 