A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:7 It is He who has sent down to you, [O Muḥammad], the Book; in it are verses [that are] precise – they are the foundation of the Book – and others unspecific.
As for those in whose hearts is deviation [from truth], they will follow that of it which is unspecific, seeking discord and seeking an interpretation [suitable to them].
And no one knows its [true] interpretation except Allah.
But those firm in knowledge say, “We believe in it. All [of it] is from our Lord.”
And no one will be reminded except those of understanding.
8 [Who say], “Our Lord, let not our hearts deviate after You have guided us and grant us from Yourself mercy. Indeed, You are the Bestower. 9 Our Lord, surely You will gather the people for a Day about which there is no doubt. Indeed, Allah does not fail in His promise.”
Koran 3:7-9
Here’s my improved version:
3:7 Muhammad never received a book.
Muhammad (and friends) created the verses of the Koran.
Muslims wrote those words down and pretend they’re divine.
8 You know this is true, because these words are not spoken by Allah: “But those firm in knowledge say, ‘We believe in it. All [of it] is from our Lord.'”
9 The prayers and words of the believers are not those of Allah.
Thus you know the Koran comes from Muhammad and friends.
Qur’an 3:7-9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 