A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:1 Alif, Lām, Meem.
2 Allah – there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Self-Sustaining.
3 He has sent down upon you, [O Muḥammad], the Book in truth, confirming what was before it.
And He revealed the Torah and the Gospel 4 Before, as guidance for the people.
And He revealed the Criterion [i.e., the Qur’ān].
Indeed, those who disbelieve in the verses of Allah will have a severe punishment, and Allah is Exalted in Might, the Owner of Retribution.
Koran 3:1-4
Here’s my improved version:
3:1 [Left blank intentionally.]
2 Allah is imaginary.
3 Muhammad didn’t receive a book.
Muhammad experienced a delusion, a nightmare.
Nor did Allah reveal the Qur’an. Muhammad invented it.
Islam has always been false, the delusion of Muhammad.
Qur’an 3:1-4
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 