A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:285 The Messenger has believed in what was revealed to him from his Lord, and [so have] the believers.
All of them have believed in Allah and His angels and His books and His messengers, [saying], “We make no distinction between any of His messengers.”
And they say, “We hear and we obey. [We seek] Your forgiveness, our Lord, and to You is the [final] destination.”
286 Allah does not charge a soul except [with that within] its capacity.
It will have [the consequence of] what [good] it has gained, and it will bear [the consequence of] what [evil] it has earned.
“Our Lord, do not impose blame upon us if we have forgotten or erred. Our Lord, and lay not upon us a burden like that which You laid upon those before us. Our Lord, and burden us not with that which we have no ability to bear. And pardon us; and forgive us; and have mercy upon us. You are our protector, so give us victory over the disbelieving people.”
Koran 2:285-286
Here’s my improved version:
2:285 Muhammad talks about himself again, forgetting he’s supposed to be repeating the words of a demon called Jibril, who’s reciting the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah.
286 Muhammad’s errors shows Islam, Koran, Muhammad and Allah are false.
Muhammad’s desire for war and victory, shows he has no evidence and no reason to be Muslim except to deceive others.
Qur’an 2:285-286
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 