Qur’an 2:284

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:284 To Allah belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth.

Whether you show what is within yourselves or conceal it, Allah will bring you to account for it.

Then He will forgive whom He wills and punish whom He wills, and Allah is over all things competent.

Koran 2:284

Here’s my improved version:

2:284 Allah owns nothing because you own the contents of your pockets.

Alla provides nothing, forgives nothing, punishes noone, and is not competent.

Allah is imaginary and false.

Qur’an 2:284

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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I live in a special place, where I keep my privacy intact. I'm a Labour/Zero, AI Maximalist, agnostic, English Liberal and secular Zionist. I love the two commandments of Jesus. I debunk the nonsense of Islam.

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