A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:283 And if you are on a journey and cannot find a scribe, then a security deposit [should be] taken.
And if one of you entrusts another, then let him who is entrusted discharge his trust [faithfully] and let him fear Allah, his Lord.
And do not conceal testimony, for whoever conceals it – his heart is indeed sinful, and Allah is Knowing of what you do.
Koran 2:283
Here’s my improved version:
2:283 Muhammad shows Allah is not a witness, thus Allah is Muhammad.
Allah is imaginary and false.
Qur’an 2:283
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 