A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:278 O you who have believed, fear Allah and give up what remains [due to you] of interest, if you should be believers.
279 And if you do not, then be informed of a war [against you] from Allah and His Messenger.
But if you repent, you may have your principal – [thus] you do no wrong, nor are you wronged.
280 And if someone is in hardship, then [let there be] postponement until [a time of] ease.
But if you give [from your right as] charity, then it is better for you, if you only knew.
281 And fear a Day when you will be returned to Allah.
Then every soul will be compensated for what it earned, and they will not be wronged [i.e., treated unjustly].
Koran 2:278-281
Here’s my improved version:
2:278 Muhammad was bankrupt.
279 Allah was bankrupt too.
280 Give Muhammad and Allah money!
281 Or else, realise that Allah is Muhammad, Koran is Muhammad’s nonsense and lies, Islam is false.
Qur’an 2:278-281
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 