Qur’an 2:275

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:275 Those who consume interest cannot stand [on the Day of Resurrection] except as one stands who is being beaten by Satan into insanity.

That is because they say, “Trade is [just] like interest.”

But Allah has permitted trade and has forbidden interest.

So whoever has received an admonition from his Lord and desists may have what is past, and his affair rests with Allah.

But whoever returns [to dealing in interest or usury] – those are the companions of the Fire; they will abide eternally therein.

Koran 2:275

Here’s my improved version:

2:275 People can’t consume interest or money.

People who are given interest, can spend interest.

Muhammad’s incoherence shows his irrationality.

Allah is imaginary.

Qur’an 2:275

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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