A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:272 Not upon you, [O Muḥammad], is [responsibility for] their guidance, but Allah guides whom He wills.
And whatever good you [believers] spend is for yourselves, and you do not spend except seeking the face [i.e., approval] of Allah.
And whatever you spend of good1 – it will be fully repaid to you, and you will not be wronged.
273 [Charity is] for the poor who have been restricted for the cause of Allah, unable to move about in the land.
An ignorant [person] would think them self-sufficient because of their restraint, but you will know them by their [characteristic] sign.
They do not ask people persistently [or at all].
And whatever you spend of good – indeed, Allah is Knowing of it.
274 Those who spend their wealth [in Allah’s way] by night and by day, secretly and publicly – they will have their reward with their Lord.
And no fear will there be concerning them, nor will they grieve.
Koran 2:272-274

Here’s my improved version:
2:272 Imagine you had all the money in the world. You give charity exactly as
MuhammadAllah desires. Does Allah’s face change?273 Give charity, don’t boast about it.
274 [Left blank intentionally.]
Qur’an 2:272-274
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
