A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:261 The example of those who spend their wealth in the way of Allah is like a seed [of grain] which grows seven spikes; in each spike is a hundred grains.
And Allah multiplies [His reward] for whom He wills.
And Allah is all-Encompassing and Knowing.
Koran 2:261

Here’s my improved version:
2:261 Spend your effort on charity, to help the poor and disadvantaged.
Allah is a stone idol that does nothing.
Qur’an 2:261
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
