A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:259 Or [consider such an example] as the one who passed by a township which had fallen into ruin.
He said, “How will Allah bring this to life after its death?”
So Allah caused him to die for a hundred years; then He revived him.
He said, “How long have you remained?”
He [the man] said, “I have remained a day or part of a day.”
He said, “Rather, you have remained one hundred years. Look at your food and your drink; it has not changed with time. And look at your donkey; and We will make you a sign for the people. And look at the bones [of this donkey] – how We raise them and then We cover them with flesh.”
And when it became clear to him, he said, “I know that Allah is over all things competent.”
Koran 2:259

Here’s my improved version:
2:259 How will Allah bring Petra to life after its death?
Nothing happened. Petra was never alive in the first place.
I’m not a prophet, just like “the one” was not a prophet.
Muhammad was a false prophet.
Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:259
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
