A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:255 Allah – there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Self-Sustaining.
Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth.
Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission?
He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.
His Kursī extends over the heavens and the earth, and their preservation tires Him not.
And He is the Most High, the Most Great.
Koran 2:255
Here’s my improved version:
2:255 The idol of Allah never sleeps, his open eyes watch you constantly.
The fact you own the contents of your pockets shows immediately that Allah doesn’t own them, thus showing Allah doesn’t own anything.
Allah is a stone idol, imaginary.
Qur’an 2:255
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 