A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:254 O you who have believed, spend from that which We have provided for you before there comes a Day in which there is no exchange [i.e., ransom] and no friendship and no intercession.
And the disbelievers – they are the wrongdoers.
Koran 2:254
Here’s my improved version:
2:254 Allah and “We” provide nothing. Not even life itself.
There will never be a “Day”.
Allah is imaginary as he (Muhammad) demands you spend what you haven’t received from Allah (Muhammad).
Qur’an 2:254
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
