A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:250 And when they went forth to [face] Goliath and his soldiers, they said, “Our Lord, pour upon us patience and plant firmly our feet and give us victory over the disbelieving people.”
251 So they defeated them by permission of Allah, and David killed Goliath, and Allah gave him the kingship and wisdom [i.e., prophethood] and taught him from that which He willed.
And if it were not for Allah checking [some] people by means of others, the earth would have been corrupted, but Allah is the possessor of bounty for the worlds.
252 These are the verses of Allah which We recite to you, [O Muḥammad], in truth.
And indeed, you are from among the messengers.
Koran 2:250-252
Here’s my improved version:
2:250 David and Goliath, Chabad.org.
251 Try this prayer: “Oh Allah, plant firmly my feet.”
Nothing happens.
252 Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:250-252
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 