A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:240 And those who are taken in death among you and leave wives behind – for their wives is a bequest: maintenance for one year without turning [them] out.
But if they leave [of their own accord], then there is no blame upon you for what they do with themselves in an acceptable way.
And Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.
241 And for divorced women is a provision according to what is acceptable – a duty upon the righteous.
242 Thus does Allah make clear to you His verses [i.e., laws] that you might use reason.
Koran 2:240-242
Here’s my improved version:
2:240 Abrogated by earlier verse.
241 Which verse? Qur’an 2:234
242 Forget these verses Koran 2:240-242.
[waves hand]
These are not the verses you were looking for.
Qur’an 2:240-242
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 