A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:233 Mothers may nurse [i.e., breastfeed] their children two complete years for whoever wishes to complete the nursing [period].
Upon the father is their [i.e., the mothers’] provision and their clothing according to what is acceptable.
No person is charged with more than his capacity.
No mother should be harmed through her child, and no father through his child.
And upon the [father’s] heir is [a duty] like that [of the father].
And if they both desire weaning through mutual consent from both of them and consultation, there is no blame upon either of them.
And if you wish to have your children nursed by a substitute, there is no blame upon you as long as you give payment according to what is acceptable.
And fear Allah and know that Allah is Seeing of what you do.
Koran 2:233

Here’s my improved version:
2:233 La Leche Leage Breastfeeding.
Allah’s ignorance is Muhammad’s ignorance, showing Allah is imaginary and false.
Qur’an 2:233
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
