A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:231 And when you divorce women and they have [nearly] fulfilled their term, either retain them according to acceptable terms or release them according to acceptable terms, and do not keep them, intending harm, to transgress [against them].
And whoever does that has certainly wronged himself.
And do not take the verses of Allah in jest.
And remember the favor of Allah upon you and what has been revealed to you of the Book [i.e., the Qur’ān] and wisdom [i.e., the Prophet’s sunnah] by which He instructs you.
And fear Allah and know that Allah is Knowing of all things.
Koran 2:231
Here’s my improved version:
2:231 Divorce a maximum of one time.
Laugh at Allah and Muhammad.
The Koran is nonsense and lies.
Muhammad’s life shows Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:231
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 