A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:226 For those who swear not to have sexual relations with their wives is a waiting time of four months, but if they return [to normal relations] – then indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.
227 And if they decide on divorce – then indeed, Allah is Hearing and Knowing.
Koran 2:226-227

Here’s my improved version:
2:226 Muhammad shows that Islamic Fate is nonsense.
227 So leave Islam and make better choices, informed by love one another.
Qur’an 2:226-227
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
