A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:214 Or do you think that you will enter Paradise while such [trial] has not yet come to you as came to those who passed on before you?
They were touched by poverty and hardship and were shaken until [even their] messenger and those who believed with him said, “When is the help of Allah?”
Unquestionably, the help of Allah is near.
Koran 2:214
Here’s my improved version:
2:214 Allah doesn’t give help.
There is no bounty from Allah.
Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:214
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 