A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:208 O you who have believed, enter into Islām completely [and perfectly] and do not follow the footsteps of Satan.
Indeed, he is to you a clear enemy.
209 But if you slip [i.e., deviate] after clear proofs have come to you, then know that Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.
Koran 2:208-209
Here’s my improved version:
2:208 How can a mere human be perfect?
Be yourself and improve.
209 There are no “clear proofs” and they have never come to you, as the Koran shows.
Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:208-209
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 