A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:203 And remember Allah during [specific] numbered days.
Then whoever hastens [his departure] in two days – there is no sin upon him; and whoever delays [until the third] – there is no sin upon him – for him who fears Allah.
And fear Allah and know that unto Him you will be gathered.
Koran 2:203
Here’s my improved version:
2:203 There’s no need to remember Allah.You’ve never met him and you have never seen him.
Allah is imaginary, a stone idol that Muhammad and his fellow pagans worshipped like the many other idols in the Kaaba.
The demand to remember presumes that you, the reader, are one of the Muslims, a former pagan, who saw the statue of Allah over the Kaaba in Mecca, Petra, Jordan.
You’ll never be gathered to Allah, as Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:203
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 