A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:200 And when you have completed your rites, remember Allah like your [previous] remembrance of your fathers or with [much] greater remembrance.
And among the people is he who says, “Our Lord, give us in this world,” and he will have in the Hereafter no share.
201 But among them is he who says, “Our Lord, give us in this world [that which is] good and in the Hereafter [that which is] good and protect us from the punishment of the Fire.”
202 Those will have a share of what they have earned, and Allah is swift in account.
Koran 2:200-202
Here’s my improved version:
2:200 It’s good to remember your dead ancestors, to remember their good and bad deeds, to learn from their experiences.
201 Write down your experiences, your good and bad deeds, so your children can learn from you and read your writings.
202 Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 2:200-202
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 