A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:196 And complete the ḥajj and ʿumrah for Allah.
But if you are prevented, then [offer] what can be obtained with ease of sacrificial animals.
And do not shave your heads until the sacrificial animal has reached its place of slaughter.
And whoever among you is ill or has an ailment of the head [making shaving necessary must offer] a ransom of fasting [three days] or charity or sacrifice.
And when you are secure, then whoever performs ʿumrah [during the ḥajj months] followed by ḥajj [offers] what can be obtained with ease of sacrificial animals.
And whoever cannot find [or afford such an animal] – then a fast of three days during ḥajj and of seven when you have returned [home].
Those are ten complete [days].
This is for those whose family is not in the area of al-Masjid al-Ḥarām.
And fear Allah and know that Allah is severe in penalty.
Koran 2:196
Here’s my improved version:
2:196 Sacrifices of animals wastes your animals, time and money
Sacrifices sacrifice you and make you poorer and brings poverty.
What does Allah, supposedly the creator of all animals, need with a dead animal? Allah can’t eat it, can he?
If you have a person who needs food and water, then give them food and water.
Keep your hair or cut it, as you wish, just as long as you wash and keep it clean.
Qur’an 2:196
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 