Qur’an 2:195

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:195 And spend in the way of Allah and do not throw [yourselves] with your [own] hands into destruction [by refraining].

And do good; indeed, Allah loves the doers of good.

Koran 2:195

Here’s my improved version:

2:195 You can spend in the way of Allah, but Allah spends nothing on you. Allah has no bounty. You are the bounty that Muhammad expected. You are Muhammad’s servants, and you pay for this “priviledge”.

Qur’an 2:195

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.