Qur’an 2:189

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:189 They ask you, [O Muḥammad], about the crescent moons.

Say, “They are measurements of time for the people and for ḥajj [pilgrimage].”

And it is not righteousness to enter houses from the back, but righteousness is [in] one who fears Allah.

And enter houses from their doors.

And fear Allah that you may succeed.

Koran 2:189
Knock on the door at a sensible time.

Here’s my improved version:

2:189 We don’t measure time by the crescent moons. We measure time by atomic clocks, the precise vibrations of an atom in an atomic fountain. For more, read: What Is International Atomic Time (TAI)?

Knock at the door, instead being rude and barging in.

If you have a house and don’t have doors, fix a door to each entrance.

Qur’an 2:189

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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