A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:187 It has been made permissible for you the night preceding fasting to go to your wives [for sexual relations].
They are a clothing for you and you are a clothing for them.
Allah knows that you used to deceive yourselves, so He accepted your repentance and forgave you.
So now, have relations with them and seek that which Allah has decreed for you [i.e., offspring].
And eat and drink until the white thread of dawn becomes distinct to you from the black thread [of night].
Then complete the fast until the night [i.e., sunset].
And do not have relations with them as long as you are staying for worship in the mosques.
These are the limits [set by] Allah, so do not approach them.
Thus does Allah make clear His verses [i.e., ordinances] to the people that they may become righteous.
Koran 2:187
Notice that this verse is an abrogation of earlier words, showing that Koran is corrupt.
These Ayat contain a relief from Allah for the Muslims by ending the practice that was observed in the early years of Islam.
Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 2:187
Here’s my improved version:
2:187 If you and your partner agree, feel free to have sex together in private. Not in public.
Eat and drink as you wish, corresponding to your needs.
There’s no need to worship Allah, Muhammad or the black stone, as they are all idols, false.
Qur’an 2:187
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 