Qur’an 2:186

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:186 And when My servants ask you, [O Muḥammad], concerning Me – indeed I am near.

I respond to the invocation of the supplicant when he calls upon Me.

So let them respond to Me [by obedience] and believe in Me that they may be [rightly] guided.

Koran 2:186

Here’s my improved version:

2:186 Allah was inside Muhammad, this is why Allah is “near”.

Allah is dust with Muhammad.

Allah never responds to “the supplicant”. Allah is dust and imaginary.

Allah never guides.

Qur’an 2:186

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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