A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:172 O you who have believed, eat from the good [i.e., lawful] things which We have provided for you and be grateful to Allah if it is [indeed] Him that you worship.
173 He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah.
But whoever is forced [by necessity], neither desiring [it] nor transgressing [its limit], there is no sin upon him.
Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 2:172-173



Here’s my improved version:
2:172 Nothing has “been provided for you” by Allah.
173 Notice Muhammad removes restrictions on food in the case when Allah doesn’t provide food for you.
Muhammad’s incoherence on food laws shows that Allah is Muhammad and both are false.
Qur’an 2:172-173
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
