A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:168 O mankind, eat from whatever is on earth [that is] lawful and good and do not follow the footsteps of Satan.
Indeed, he is to you a clear enemy.
169 He only orders you to evil and immorality and to say about Allah what you do not know.
Koran 2:168-169
Here’s my improved version:
2:168 What food is “lawful”? Muhammad doesn’t say.
What food is “good”? Muhammad doesn’t say.
169 Muhammad says that Satan “orders you to evil and immorality”. Yet, before Muhammad said this, at least some people were good and moral. So why are Muhammad’s men listening to Satan?
Perhaps it’s because of this: “[Satan] only orders you… to say about Allah what you do not know.”
Who is Satan? Most likely the polytheistic ruler of Muhammad’s tribe, who, along with his tribe, already worshipped Allah and his daughters, and so Muhammad is inciting rebellion.
Don’t follow Satan.
Don’t follow Allah.
Don’t follow Muhammad.
Do what is good and moral – you’ll need to think about this first.
Qur’an 2:168-169
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 