Qur’an 2:118

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:118 Those who do not know say, “Why does Allah not speak to us or there come to us a sign?”

Thus spoke those before them like their words.

Their hearts resemble each other.

We have shown clearly the signs to a people who are certain [in faith].

Koran 2:118

Here’s my improved version:

2:118 Muhammad quotes the words of those who do not know.

I don’t.

Qur’an 2:118

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.