A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:116 They say, “Allah has taken a son.”
Exalted is He!
Rather, to Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and the earth.
All are devoutly obedient to Him, 117 Originator of the heavens and the earth.
When He decrees a matter, He only says to it, “Be,” and it is.
Koran 2:116-117
Here’s my improved version:
2:116 Allah doesn’t have a son. Allah is imaginary.
No one and nothing belongs to Allah.
No one is obedient to Allah.
117 Allah didn’t create the heavens or the earth.
Allah doesn’t speak.
Allah is a mute idol, except inside Muhammad’s head.
Qur’an 2:116-117
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 