A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:111 And they say, “None will enter Paradise except one who is a Jew or a Christian.”
That is [merely] their wishful thinking.
Say, “Produce your proof, if you should be truthful.”
112 Yes, [on the contrary], whoever submits his face [i.e., self] in Islām to Allah while being a doer of good will have his reward with his Lord.
And no fear will there be concerning them, nor will they grieve.
113 The Jews say, “The Christians have nothing [true] to stand on,”
and the Christians say, “The Jews have nothing to stand on,”
although they [both] recite the Scripture.
Thus do those who know not [i.e., the polytheists] speak the same as their words.
But Allah will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection concerning that over which they used to differ.
Koran 2:111-113
Here’s my improved version:
2:111 The West, a product of Judaism and Christianity, is far better than Islam.
112 There is no reward with Allah. Allah is imaginary.
113 The Jews stand upon the Torah.
The Christians stand upon the Bible.
The Muslims hide their Koran, as it’s embarrassing lies and nonsense, that is trivial to disprove and easy to improve, as I show here.
The fact that I and others judge this over 1400 years of Islam shows that Allah is false.
Qur’an 2:111-113
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 