A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:90 How wretched is that for which they sold themselves – that they would disbelieve in what Allah has revealed through [their] outrage that Allah would send down His favor upon whom He wills from among His servants.
So they returned having [earned] wrath upon wrath.
And for the disbelievers is a humiliating punishment.
91 And when it is said to them, “Believe in what Allah has revealed,”
they say, “We believe [only] in what was revealed to us.”
And they disbelieve in what came after it, while it is the truth confirming that which is with them.
Say, “Then why did you kill the prophets of Allah before, if you are [indeed] believers?”
92 And Moses had certainly brought you clear proofs.
Then you took the calf [in worship] after that, while you were wrongdoers.
93 And [recall] when We took your covenant and raised over you the mount, [saying], “Take what We have given you with determination and listen.”
They said [instead], “We hear and disobey.”
And their hearts absorbed [the worship of] the calf because of their disbelief.
Say, “How wretched is that which your faith enjoins upon you, if you should be believers.”
94 Say, [O Muḥammad], “If the home of the Hereafter with Allah is for you alone and not the [other] people, then wish for death, if you should be truthful.”
95 But never will they wish for it, ever, because of what their hands have put forth.
And Allah is Knowing of the wrongdoers.
96 And you will surely find them the most greedy of people for life – [even] more than those who associate others with Allah.
One of them wishes that he could be granted life a thousand years, but it would not remove him in the least from the [coming] punishment that he should be granted life.
And Allah is Seeing of what they do.
97 Say, “Whoever is an enemy to Gabriel – it is [none but] he who has brought it [i.e., the Qur’ān] down upon your heart, [O Muḥammad], by permission of Allah, confirming that which was before it and as guidance and good tidings for the believers.”
98 Whoever is an enemy to Allah and His angels and His messengers and Gabriel and Michael – then indeed, Allah is an enemy to the disbelievers.
Koran 2:90-98
Here’s my improved version:
90 Allah is imaginary. Jibril is imaginary. Allah’s angels are imaginary.
Muhammad was a false prophet, a liar.
There’s no punishment upon the Jews. The Jews Muhammad are raging about died thousands of years ago.
91 The Jews are right to believe in what was revealed to them. Allah never revealed anything to them.
Muhammad again confirms the Torah.
92 The story of the Golden Calf in Shemot – Exodus – Chapter 32.
93 [Intentionally left blank.]
94 Muhammad wants Jews to wish for death for themselves. This is evil.
95 Judaism is about life, not death. Muhammad didn’t know this.
96 Muhammad wants you, the Muslim, to die for him.
97 Jibril is imaginary, and is not Gabriel.
98 Allah, Jibril, Mikael and Allah’s angels are imaginary.
Muhammad was not a messenger. Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 2:90-98
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 