A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:84 And [recall] when We took your covenant, [saying], “Do not shed your [i.e., each other’s] blood or evict one another from your homes.”
Then you acknowledged [this] while you were witnessing.
85 Then, you are those [same ones who are] killing one another and evicting a party of your people from their homes, cooperating against them in sin and aggression.
And if they come to you as captives, you ransom them, although their eviction was forbidden to you.
So do you believe in part of the Scripture and disbelieve in part?
Then what is the recompense for those who do that among you except disgrace in worldly life; and on the Day of Resurrection they will be sent back to the severest of punishment.
And Allah is not unaware of what you do.
86 Those are the ones who have bought the life of this world [in exchange] for the Hereafter, so the punishment will not be lightened for them, nor will they be aided.
Koran 2:84-86
Here’s my improved version:
2:84 Making war is evil and wrong.
85 We live under rule of law, not tribal rule.
86 Islamic Paradise and Fire are false.
Qur’an 2:84-86
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 