A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:78 And among them are unlettered ones who do not know the Scripture except [indulgement in] wishful thinking, but they are only assuming.
79 So woe to those who write the “scripture” with their own hands, then say, “This is from Allah,” in order to exchange it for a small price.
Woe to them for what their hands have written and woe to them for what they earn.
Koran 2:78-79
Here’s my improved version:
2:78 This can’t be copied by mere humans unaided by technology.
Try writing this on paper or parchment – you’ll fail.
79 A real Qur’an can’t be copied, is in your language and should be infinitely replaceable.
Thus there is no Qur’an and so you know Muhammad’s Koran is false.
Qur’an 2:78-79
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 