A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:65 And you had already known about those who transgressed among you concerning the sabbath, and We said to them, “Be apes, despised.”
66 And We made it a deterrent punishment for those who were present and those who succeeded [them] and a lesson for those who fear Allah.
Koran 2:65-66
Here’s my improved version:
2:65 Allah is imaginary. He never made anyone apes.
66 Muhammad hated Jews, and his Muslims recorded that hate here.
Qur’an 2:65-66
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 