A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:40 O Children of Israel, remember My favor which I have bestowed upon you and fulfill My covenant [upon you] that I will fulfill your covenant [from Me], and be afraid of [only] Me.
41 And believe in what I have sent down confirming that which is [already] with you, and be not the first to disbelieve in it.
And do not exchange My signs for a small price, and fear [only] Me.
42 And do not mix the truth with falsehood or conceal the truth while you know [it].
43 And establish prayer and give zakāh and bow with those who bow [in worship and obedience].
44 Do you order righteousness of the people and forget yourselves while you recite the Scripture?
Then will you not reason?
45 And seek help through patience and prayer; and indeed, it is difficult except for the humbly submissive [to Allah] 46 Who are certain that they will meet their Lord and that they will return to Him.
Koran 2:40-46

Here’s my improved version:
2:40 Jews, remember the covenant of Moses.
41 Muhammad confirms the Torah.
42 Don’t lie.
43 Give charity.
44 Don’t bother with rhetorical questions, when pretending your words come from a god.
45 Be patient, not quick to anger.
46 None of us come from Allah, and none of us will return to Allah.
We’re created by our parents, not Allah.
Qur’an 2:40-46
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
