A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:30 And [mention, O Muḥammad], when your Lord said to the angels, “Indeed, I will make upon the earth a successive authority.”
They said, “Will You place upon it one who causes corruption therein and sheds blood, while we exalt You with praise and declare Your perfection?”
He [Allah] said, “Indeed, I know that which you do not know.”
31 And He taught Adam the names – all of them.
Then He showed them to the angels and said, “Inform Me of the names of these, if you are truthful.”
32 They said, “Exalted are You; we have no knowledge except what You have taught us. Indeed, it is You who is the Knowing, the Wise.”
33 He said, “O Adam, inform them of their names.”
And when he had informed them of their names, He said, “Did I not tell you that I know the unseen [aspects] of the heavens and the earth? And I know what you reveal and what you have concealed.”
Koran 2:30-33
Here’s my improved version:
2:30 Pollution is caused by humans – the angels were right.
Note that pollution is also caused by animals and plants too – the waste products of living.
Names are invented by humans.
How can it be otherwise, when languages are a human invention?
Thus you know Allah is fictional, imaginary and false, the creation of Muhammad.
Thus you know Islam is false.
Qur’an 2:30-33
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 